She blew into my life like a hurricane and now I'm fighting for my life to stay within the eye of her storm.

There's no turning back for us. Tempered with pockets of tranquility, yet peppered with strength and a lick of fire. That's what you get when you surround yourself with a harem of misses - their attitudes and varied personalities grapple to catch your attention, mood or general response to colour.

Miss Leah (nourish) - Quiet and refined. She's as sweet as the tea sitting on her back porch.

Miss Olivia (nourish) - Consider things handled. Introspective yet cheeky. Hey, is that my lipstick on your collar?

Miss Nicole (matte) - Can you hear the rebel yell? So nineties grunge rock.

Miss Ally (matte) - Misguided, but not giving up on her hunt to find the right companion.

Miss Courtney (matte) - Ready for the spotlight. Look out, Miss Minaj.

Miss Bree (matte) - Don't let her perceived innocence fool you, she's a man-eater.

Miss Mia (matte) - The kiss mark emoji was modelled after her pucker 💋

Miss Christina (matte) - a flirt, a jokester and your BFF.

Shanghai Suzy Swatches from left to right: Miss Courtney, Miss Mia, Miss Christina, Miss Bree, Miss Olivia, Miss Leah, Miss Nicole and Miss Ally

How can you not take advantage of the Shanghai Suzy wardrobe, which features six matte and two nourish shades, currently on offer? Eight delectable shades for $65 bucks and the best part about this deal was I had them in my hot little hands within a day of placing my order.

All I can say is, get 'em while they're hot!

Side note: my tank top is from Gorman.