tl;dr: Tom Ford's Lips & Boys Lipstick in Jack and William
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Lips & Boys: Jack (left) and William (right)
Lips & Boys: William (right) and Jack (left)
Swatches of William (right) and Jack (left)
Wearing William (could I look anymore miserable?)
Wearing Jack
So many boys -- baddies, goodies, loners, exhibitionists, simpletons, nerds, freaks, hotties, cuties, narcissists, liars, heartbreakers, flirts.. the list goes on. Jack and William, they both wooed me during an intense swatch session so much that I smuggled them home in my suitcase.
Do you know Jack?
- Of the Fuchsia to Magenta Family
- Creamy
- The big spoon to the little one
- Lasts for six hours
- Loud, but never obnoxious
William? I could just kill him..
- Of the Metallic Family
- Manspreader
- Wears unevenly
- Pash and dash
- Exotic looking, but when you hover near him you notice he wreaks of garlic
- Wash his number off your hand
Vanilla scented, smaller in size (clutch-sized), and please try before you buy.
Lips & Boys, they're all the rage. Just keep in mind some don't behave as well as they ought to.
The Bagful breakdown:
Total amount for Tom Ford's Lips & Boys:
Value for money spent (performance and quality):
- Jack: 8 out of 10 bags — likes long walks on the beach.
- William: 2 out of 10 bags — all talk and, no action.
Would another purchase be on the horizon?:
- Hey now, Giacomo.
